Sunday, April 12, 2009

Sarcasm Society - We would love to hear what you think!

[Thanks to Jamesbennett for this link]

Sarcastic Quotes

» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

» It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black. - Paul Newman

» It's a catastrophic success.

» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. - Stephen Bishop

» History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. - Abba Eban

» No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. » I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. » I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. » I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. » I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

» The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. - Frank Zappa

» The 100% American is 99% idiot. » The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

» He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. » Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

» He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. - Victor Borge

» I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. » Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it. » Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. » Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. » I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. - Mark Twain

» I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. - Clarence Darrow

» If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? - Charles Pierce

» You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

[More Sarcastic Quotes]

No Dorothy Parker?? Try these:

Then of course we now have Matt Taibbi:

Duck! Here comes another week!
Oooh...good stuff..thanks :)

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

-Dorothy Parker


Some guys call THEIR undies "briefs."

I love Dorothy Parker. Another from her (as a theater critic): "The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it."

And here's another pageful of ironic & sarcastic remarks from various sources:

Can't wait to breathe the air around yez. We may be going to Gaza after San Fran: Think it may be different?
Yeah I think it will be different...but if you do hear a good comedy set in Gaza..DO TELL...

We're looking forward to this too...I invited my best friend since we were little kids, Jenine, and her boyfriend PF Sloan to come up from LA..not sure if they will..he wrote the songs Eve of Destruction, and Secret Agent Man, and I think he founded the band The Grassroots...Hope they come...

If they do then I will invite my friend Michael from the Bay Area...

And you know maybe Vernon and his friends might come since it's Vernon's birthday that weekend..

IF these people decide to come, I am pondering the idea of having a party in my suite and inviting Marc...But that is not likely..we'll see how it goes..

Just wanna have girls do.. :)

"Fun is the one thing that money can't buy."
- Lennon/McCartney "She's Leaving Home"

I'm certain that fun is the reason people exist. Sadly, some people's idea of fun isn't fun at all. Fuck 'em. Not literally.
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