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Sarcastic Quotes

» It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black. - Paul Newman

» It's a catastrophic success.

» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. - Stephen Bishop

» History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. - Abba Eban

» No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. » I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. » I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. » I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. » I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

» The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. - Frank Zappa

» The 100% American is 99% idiot. » The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

» He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. » Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

» He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. - Victor Borge

» I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. » Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it. » Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. » Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. » I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. - Mark Twain

» I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. - Clarence Darrow

» If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? - Charles Pierce

» You have delighted us long enough. - Jane Austen

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